Guess Who's Back?

Spotted: The one and only Rob.B "Cut a Bitch" Zumaya has returned back back to Cali Cali from the Big Apple, and this time he's been spotted in the sweltering hot city of San Diego, but why has this original Cali boy left the East Coast? While no one knows whether or not this fine, fresh, and fierce boy will be staying in our Golden state only momentarily it is known that anywhere Rob.B shows up will be a show. Welcome back youngin' - and remember you don't need a specific city or streets to inspire you. You're the only one who can transform You.
XoXo

Only Facts Are Presented

It's been a tame week Gossipers - kudos you. So just recently it has been brought to my attention that certain individuals think my "stories" are being spun around mere rumors and not facts. Like I've said before - I don't post on anything that isn't factual. Now you may not like what I've posted b/c it links to you or you feel I'm being biased in some way, but again that isn't the case. Drama only lives on when YOU, my fine gossipers provide and create the drama. It's as simple as that. If you don't want your dirty laundry shared then don't make a scene out in public for others to speak about. If you don't want to appear to be the mess that you are - learn moderation. Learn to be honest. You can't be upset or angry that I call it like it is - again, I'm merely the messenger - it is YOU that creates the message. Remember that. You know you love me.
XoXo

Not so Avail-abel After All

Before my Gossipers lay their heads to rest I have one more post to share: while flirtation and charisma are the necessary traits with any great bartender - adultery should not be one. While a certain Lonely Boy has informed me that an Abel bodied bartender who mixes down in Uni Heights is having some fun w/a well known mixologists from Rich's it appears there is a third party involved as well. So where's the issue you may ask? It appears that while both tenders are tending to each other, it seems that Able still has yet to cut the ties with a previous Flame. Looks like someone wasn't really as avail-abel as he made himself out to be. Sorry easy A, but it looks like you could dress up as "Hester Prynne" this holiday weekend. I've even included a nice stencil that you may wish to use. Sleep tight Gossipers.
XoXo

Off the Market :)

It's a lovely hump day Gossipers and an exciting one at that. It appears that one very beautiful boy and an even more beautiful girl will soon be off the market - officially. My trusty source claims that Mr. Christian Mollere and his lovely girlfriend Laura Wasson will soon make that bold step and actually become engaged and if everything works out correctly become Mr. & Mrs. Mollere by this approaching summer. There was never a question as to whether or not C could be tamed and dethroned from his bachelor crown, all he needed to find was a partner of equal taste and quality to make him a fine hubby. Congratulations you two and best of luck. Be weary of those who are filled with jealousy and envy - it only makes them bloated and cause you stress. I'm sure there will be much more to report once the bells of matrimony become closer to my open ears.
XoXo

The Future Mrs. & Mr. Mollere

Defriended

Afternoon Gossipers, it appears that in our day to day lives we will all come across individuals that we will either keep in or kick out due to their overall essence that they bring out in not only ourselves, but more importantly themselves. With that being said I would like to say congrats to Trolldell yet again for burning more than one bridge this past weekend. Sources claim that he was confronted by Mr. Weast after supposedly selling Weasts' Bose Sound system along with other belongings that Weast happened to leave behind when he left Trolldell's Uni Heights apartment. While one source claims that belongings were sold, others have said that Trolldell was merely bluffing. Only Weast will know (by today's end I'm sure) whether or not another altercation will ensue. While I'm sure alcohol was involved in this verbal altercation (just typical sunday funday in the Crest) what seems more intoxicating was hearing Trolldell claim that he is the "nicest person anyone can ever know." Really sweety? Lies don't care who tell them as long as they get told. Keep in mind Gossipers that while blacked out behavior may be something of an everyday occurrence for some it in no way excuses such behavior that revolves around lying, cheating, and overall messiness - this behavior that will eventually leave you defriended  both on and off the web. You know you love me.

XoXo

Spotted: Pregnant Jailbait

Spotted: a lovely Cen Cal couple stopping to pose so happily for the camera. While it's obvious that this female is showcasing a small baby bump you probably wouldn't know that she is a mere 17 year old mama to be. While this "Teen Mom" in training will remain has been named Ms. Ziemer, sources say that the happy father is none other than a 26 year old corn-fed country bumpkin.  While the jailbait might have consented to his love, I hope there was just a mere tear in the glove. Either way the stork is coming in a matter of months, who knows maybe toMORROW my sources will lead me what this country bumpkin's name is. Until then.

XoXo

Spotted: S in disguise

Spotted:
S looks like he's found his new Halloween costume, or should I say, "Halloweenie?" By the looks of things S is showing off exactly what his Mama gave him in the form of a gangsta wrestler costume or is that some form of avant hard leotard? I'm guessing he's going to have a great Trick and mayhaps an even better Treat this holiday weekend.
XoXo