Spotted: Pregnant Jailbait

Spotted: a lovely Cen Cal couple stopping to pose so happily for the camera. While it's obvious that this female is showcasing a small baby bump you probably wouldn't know that she is a mere 17 year old mama to be. While this "Teen Mom" in training will remain has been named Ms. Ziemer, sources say that the happy father is none other than a 26 year old corn-fed country bumpkin.  While the jailbait might have consented to his love, I hope there was just a mere tear in the glove. Either way the stork is coming in a matter of months, who knows maybe toMORROW my sources will lead me what this country bumpkin's name is. Until then.

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